Friday, December 9, 2011

Breakdown of tough love

Here is a little step-by-step lesson into Tough Love: Crib Edition. 

Step 1:  Put precious, adorable, cute little baby into crib.  Watch as he begins to flop around, kick his legs, punch his hands, and scream at the top of his lungs:

Please note feet are already kicking:
 
Step 2:  Watch precious, adorable, cute little baby flop around for 15 minutes while screaming at the top of his lungs. 

Defeatedly ending in this position:

Step 3:  Enjoy 3 hours of silence while precious, adorable, cute little baby sleeps until repeating Step 2 again.

Now ending in this position:

Step 4:  Enjoy 2 hours of silence while precious, adorable, cute little baby sleeps until repeating Step 2 again.

Now ending in this position:

Step 5:  Wake up and play with precious, adorable, cute little baby who is now happy as a clam and ready to party!

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